What was your Tom Brady story again?
He called me the greatest person ever
Because you're a fucking liar, buddy
What? - No, I've already said this
No, Derek--slow down.
Oh my God, pull over here, Something is seriously going wrong with your
Pretend like you're not into this!
- That's actually what happened, though. - No fuckin' way, man!
In this week's episode of Revisionist History brought to you by
- Great Master ... - I embellish, I don't revise.
Berri, you should get used to this
Because when dating my brother here, he has an alternative sense of reality
He's also got this other thing I can never remember the name
Herpes! That's right, it's herpes...
- Shut up! - You know you're the one how gets that thing everytime...
Wait, alternative sense? That's like no sense.
He still believes that Megan Kelly was at our rush party in second year
- True and I had a conversation with her - They weren't there
She is a very nice woman and I'm the one who convinced her to shift political views by the way
You are in denial
Jill, you remember Megan Isn't it, Jill?
- Well, this is not reading time - Jill!
- Wait, I haven't ... Enough - We're in the wilderness, please
They're calling me a liar back there...
And I can't get a single word out of you.
"Stay cooler management"
This is the eighth edition of this fascinating document here
This sounds interesting Should we learn?
- Should we learn? - Yeah, learn
Alison ...
- You guys, I need some information - Yes, do
Okay, to classify and prioritize the contributor to said fund...
- You are hungry for knowledge - One must evaluate risk and reward against...
Say, Derek, I got a new idea Roll down the window to get fresh air for a second
Here's my new plan We find a bridge, we just pull over,
- And we just chuck Jill right off... - Hey! Man!
- This is my baby! - I know but I have to save you from this mind numbing boredom
We could throw the book
Okay, okay, alright.
- Should I throw it? - Stop you guys ... Don't do!
Throw it out! Throw it out!
- Don't do, don't - Throw it out!
Hello all
It's a joke It's a little jokey-joke
- Take that phone off my face! - Okay, relax
Relax?
Didn't seem to mind being filmed last time I checked.
What is that? - Come on, man...
Fuck...
Hi, officer What's going on?
Logging truck overturned About a mile up
Road's closed, I'm afraid.
Closed for how long?
Few hours, I'm guessing, maybe more.
- Where you headed? - Berkshire North
Berkshire North, Ski Resort
Best bet - go back to Seven
And then you have to loop around from there.
-Well, how far is that? - 50 miles, give or take
50 miles! No fuckin' way, bro.
Bro?
Sorry - I have to ask you to keep moving
- Sure, thank you - Yes, sir
-I gotta go piss -Want me to come with?
Yeah, okay. Hello what? No, I can't talk
Oh, uh...maybe not the best idea
- Who the hell is she anyway? Brie?
- Did you hear what she said to me? - Yeah, I'm sorry, I didn't know she was coming
I thought I could escape her for the weekend
- Look, I know this can't be ... Easy?
No
People just wanna believe whatever they need
- Can you wait for me? Yeah of course
Hey, have you thought anymore about, um ...
As you know...
Yeah
If I continue with the charges They can come after me even worse
I'm not sure it's worth it
Yeah, I'm sure that's a risk, but ...
I feel you'll regret if you don't
Besides, fuck 'em, right?
What?
Does your mom know you talk like that?
Oh, come on... I swear...
Sometimes
I fucking love you, Jill
"Blue 42"
How's your shoulder feel?
It's fine It's still sore as hell
-Yeah? Yeah.
I was...
Listen, man a couple of guys were wondering if maybe uh...
Yeah?
You were...
Embellishing?
Because like, I don't think you were
- And why would you, right? it's just... - Yeah, why would I?
Look, we could really use you if these suspensions hold up
And you'll probably start too They guys, they really want you ...
The guys don't want me to play? Is that what it is?
Alright, Phil What happened sucks
- It is, but ... but what?
between me and you
These young people are our comrades And how their lives and their career can be ruined
- And for what? We don't know what happened ... - They are not my friends
- Phil, I apologize, man, I ... Thank you
ATM"
What's wrong?
Your friends hate me
This is impossible
They don't just know you
Historic Site To try witches in Stutton Valley "
What do you think she did?
Have you established a relationship with Satan?
That or they ruined the episode last week From the series "conflict of thrones"
I love you Hassan
I'll have these
Go, go
generation?
Damn!
Can I help you with something?
I thought bears would enter In the dormant state in winter
Yup
But not that bear
Claw traps are legally prohibited In Massachusetts
What do you realize?
I know in fact that it is against the law And I can prove it, just ...
Do you know anything then? About bears roaming out in winter
When are they supposed to be asleep?
Why don't you use that little device? Glued to your hand there
You are surveying bears' attacks In the western part of Massachusetts
- Bad coverage Yup
Not really long
You see the complete logging Who are they doing?
Because of that little computer
The housing of bears is shaken And disrupt their systems
So he thinks the spring bear has dissolved He goes out looking for food
But there is no food
So men become working In the food trees
- Why is it acceptable then ... - A dead bear is a dead bear
This is better than a dead man
But you can do it more humanly The bear should not suffer
You have never suffered in your life
Wish you a good day
- Hey, that makes you feel your manhood wait wait
- You can kill an innocent animal? - Hey, come on, Jill, let's go
Get away from me
- What's wrong? I was trying to ... - I don't need you to ...
What? What do you need from me? - to intervene like this
- Yeah, really? - What is that supposed to mean?
generation!
generation?
Calm down, you're fine It's okay, you don't
Sorry, sorry
Let's go
Hassan
Are you fine? - I got instructions
So what is the plan?
Accordingly, I discovered a faster route
- A faster route? this is what I said
Well, you have to trust me We have come here since our childhood
Isn't it, mate?
Mate?
Okay, did we agree?
- Yeah, let's do this! - All right, let's do this!
Let's see what this car can do!
What do you call my horns spicy pepper in a relationship?
"Unresponsive"
"Why didn't you tell him?"
Are you fine?
Yup
"Why didn't you tell him?"
- Stutton Valley - "Stutton Valley 15 miles"
Yup
"The Historic Site of the Witch Trial in Stutton Valley"
- Listen this guys - Turn down the sound for a moment
The story is often overwhelmed The most well known Salem Witch Courts
When Yunus Tilly Osbourne began She is a maid girl
Suffer from violent attacks and hallucinations
The village pastor, William Stutton, diagnosed her Quickly as being touched by the devil
Other young women soon began to be deprived Of their rights to suffer from similar symptoms
What ignited the fuse chasing violent witches
12 women were convicted And hang them for sorcery
Their strange behavior was attributed to the earth itself
You can turn left here
Prohibits infringement of property
Todd, where is the road?
This is in front of us there
This?
Listen, I know where to go, okay? Just trust me
I did not agree to go out of any way
Jill, do you have any female plug You lend her to Philip in the back there?
- Preferably dedicated to strong menstruation? - Nasty
Listen, there's a service road It is within walking distance
Then there is a hill And there we find our destination, okay?
Well, that's far About being a road
What are we waiting for?
Yes, how far is this service road, brother?
About a mile or two, okay?
- How far is it back? We can not...
That's ridiculous, very absurd, Jill
Are you sure you know your way?
- We can go back if you want - Don't be a coward like that, man
What about you, Alison? what do you want to do?
Would you rather go back? Two hours walk to where we came
Or would you rather enjoy The pure beauty of wild nature?
We have come this far
Let's go back, they won't ...
Won't you do what?
Let's go - Really?
Yup - Yeah, that would be really cool!
Great!
And here we go
because of the bad weather In the western section of Massachusetts
Of course, the authorities concerned say The situation is somewhat dangerous
So maybe we have snow.
You choose
I can't check
- How much is still ahead? not much
We are on this path Over an hour ago
Where are we? - Very close
Does anyone carry food?
What?
- What do you mean by what? - What did you just tell me?
nothing
What's going on, Ally?
nothing
"No infringement"
Todd, where are we going, man?
We are going the right way ...
Shut up for a moment! Listen to I don't actually think you know where we're headed
- Good dude, if we didn't see the way in 5 minutes What is going on?
- I'll come back to us - We lost the way
- Go from this juncture - It's the same road we came from an hour ago
- You must be kidding me - You don't help, Phil, you understand?
- Just go up that road Hassan
There will be a corridor then we will find the way
Damn! - Good guys
- Let's just go back - I think we're back
I assure you guys We walk in circles
Trust me
Just turn right from here
This is the way itself You have no idea where we are, right?
This is incredible, man
Damn! Does anyone have coverage?
No neither am I
No - I have coverage!
- Good, open the GPS - Will the system really work here?
- Jill! - She's right, man
- You don't help, Phil - You silence you two!
Calm down, my friend, please
- I lost it - Check an automated phone
Beware!
calm down
- Very sorry, Jill - It's okay, it's okay, it's okay
Are you fine? - It's okay, it's okay
I'm fine, it's okay
Very sorry
We are not even supposed to be here
Beware, Derek!
Damn!
is everybody okay?
Yup
Thank you my dear
- You foolish idiot - You drove us off the road
"I found a better way, trust me"?
- You fucking buster! - Calm down, Derek
- It's not Derek's fault completely - Well, Galata.
- Maybe if your eye is on the road ... - Which way, man?
We'll have to take it out of the hole
Yup
How bad is it?
- We're stuck, we'll have to take it out - Not so bad
I'll take it out, I'll go To bring the skateboard and I'll take it out, okay?
Let's get it out of here and maybe we'll get there Just in time for a beer
We won't get out of here
What?
Listen, we're all stuck We have to pay it
let's go
Yes, of course, buddy Use only a tablet
I'm really sorry, Derek
I have to go meet my needs Do you want to accompany me?
No
"One new message PHILLIP: Why didn't you tell him?
Hi - Goodness! Elephant
I apologise
Hey, no are you crazy? not here
It's okay, no one can see us
When will you tell him?
She knows that my whole life Will change, right?
That's exactly what you need, Jill
If someone tells me what I need I swear I ...
Listen
I will tell him
I promise I'll tell him when we return
I want to be with you
Oh really
generation!
I apologize for the above
There is nothing wrong
Where's the robot?
I thought she was with you
Did anybody see where my machine went?
Alison?
Alison!
to me!
Alison?
to me!
Alison!
to me!
to me? How can you not answer? I...
Goodness! Curse
What did he do?
Alison?
Hi
He seems to have been killed as a kind of sport Or something like that
Robot, what are you doing?
Still warm
Are you okay, Ally?
Let's leave this place, okay?
The place is not safe here
What happened? - Nothing, I found a dead animal
Dead? That was the thing Distorted in the full sense of the word
- Distorted? - Yes, his bowels were everywhere
Well, just do it So that we can get out of here?
- The sun is about to sunset Yes Yes
Well, one of us has to drive The rest of us have to pay
Are you able to drive?
Yup
Really? Hassan
Let's Begin
Hassan
Are you guys ready? Are you ready?
Hassan
I give it some fuel then ...
Pay! Keep going! A little bit after
Good, follow
Stop it! Stop it! Stop mode
Nice! Nice!
What the hell was that?
I did it deliberately Get out of the truck!
Why did you do this? You're about to kill me
You accidentally pressed the throttle I pressed the throttle, I saw it with your own eyes
You all saw her
Stay away from her!
Get away from me!
generation!
Curse! Damn! generation
do not touch me! Don't!
Damn!
Are you fine? Damn! Damn!
There is nothing wrong
We get out of here right away!
This car will not move anywhere
Your friends are really moron
There is nothing wrong
- Gil, automatical, I ... - Just calm down, just calm down
to me... What?
I apologise
The sun will be out soon It will be much colder
- We have to move I want to go home
There is nothing wrong
I want to go home - I know, I know, it's okay
Does anyone have a signal?
We have to know someone Being abroad here
- We had to do it a long time ago - Yes, anyone?
Anything? - Jill?
What? - You had a signal
In advance, listen, guys I apologize, I don't know what happened to me
We agreed?
I didn't wear the right clothes for this
All right, let's go back to the truck
"Why didn't you tell him?"
I'll try to climb to a higher place To see if I can get a signal
Listen, Philip
Why don't you come with me?
Yes of course
The snow began to fall
- Did you receive anything? No
Hey man
Haven't you done this?
Tell me what?
Won't you respond? Okay, you know something? I think I'm going to ask Jill what this means
- Derek, Derek What?!
We need to focus The way we got out of here, okay?
Okay, yeah, let's focus But after a little discussion with Jill
Do you remember what just happened?
It will make this very easy for me
This is true then
is not it?
You know something? As soon as we return to our town
You will be expelled from the team and bid farewell
And you get a return card only To Gary Indiana
I'll tell her you were present
What?
That night with Alison
the video
I was present
is not it?
sorry?
Some of your friends on the team
They have a chatter habit
who told you?
In fact, I have just confirmed this
I did not do anything - Exactly!
You didn't stop it
She didn't tell Jill
The only reason you don't stop with them
- is that they protect you because of petty loyalty - I left and didn't know!
Concept?
What do you think you're doing here anyway?
You really think they'll believe Poor neighborhoods
Instead of me? Whew!
This is your truth, right?
I think we'll find out
Derek
If we start with this now
The result will not be good for both of us
We focus on how to get out of here Otherwise we will freeze to death, understand?
We can deal with this later on
Anything?
No
How much fuel do we have?
Quarter tank A couple of hours will be enough
How far we can be About the main road?
It can't be too far away We can often walk to him from here
In my opinion we should relax And waiting for someone to find us
Who knows we're out here?
Do you have several ways?
I think she's behind the mate
"Beans"
- Derek What? I didn't know we would get out of the way
- In the damned prairies - I apologize, Derek
We can't stay here tonight
One of us has to go And get help
Impossible, brother, we will freeze outside
We may freeze here
I packed up a hot tub and a beer
And not sleep outside in the forest
what is your problem?
My problem?
Well, I'm stuck first
In a place that only the Lord knows With a group of boobies
Who would be apparently The reason why I froze to death
- No one will freeze to death - I'll go
What? - I'll go
I'll go to bring help
It's my fault
It can't be that far I'll find a signal and call one of them
I will teach them that we are lost
You can't go on your own
- We'll go What?
I will not go anywhere You will definitely not leave me with these people
- I'll be fine I'll go with you
What? No, automatic, I ... - I don't want to stay here anymore
- Listen, automatic ... - I won't stay in this place any longer!
to me... - I'm not a child, Jill!
Anyone who is going to move is free
Hi
Please pay attention to yourself
I was born for this nonsense
Are you sure you want to do this?
Yup
to me
Come on, we have to go
take care for yourself see you later
Can you stop doing this?
What?
Okay, on your messengers I wasn't attentive to what I do
This is one of your character, right?
It's been a long time
They'll be back soon
What was that?
An animal maybe?
Would you turn the heating on a bit?
I no longer feel my toes
- Derek! Yup
Damn it!
Turn off your lights!
Lock all your doors
What is that?
Will... - Don't!
What is that?
Alison! Goodness!
to me! to me! Are you hurt?
let's go!
Derek, I need my phone For light
- What's her problem? - Derek, the phone!
to me!
Damn! - Talk to us
I don't see a wound
Her blood may not be
Moment, moment, moment Where is Todd? Listen, where is my brother?
Alison, is it okay?
- Give her just a moment ... - Would you please tell me where my brother is, please
- Would you please talk to us? - It's shocked, it's shocked!
What's in her hand?
Damn!
He is out there and may be injured
Don't do it, mate
You guys!
Ally, you hurt me
You guys!
You hurt me, Ally Help me guys, mate
- Derek, my Lord, help! I'm trying!
Her heart is accelerating
- Has this happened to her before? I do not know
- Do you take any medications or anything? - I don't know, I don't know!
Check her bag ... For medicine
Automatic, wake up, please Please, please wake up
Can you tell me where my brother is?
- Mate! - Can you tell me where my brother is?
Just give her a moment, mate! Goodness!
What are you saying?
to me...
Take
- What the hell is that? - It's an anti-anxiety pill
They use it for people Sufferers sometimes have seizures
My brother used to take her They relax the nervous system
Let's give it one, take Just put it under her tongue
Good, good
Keep her out of me!
Goodness!
Automatic, automatic, stop! Stop it!
Damn!
Wild?
Curse!
Damn!
What is going on? Hassan
Okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay
Just stay steady, okay?
do not move
Berry, stop moving!
I told you you keep steady! Stop moving!
Damn!
We have to stop the bleeding Do you have a first aid kit in the car?
Yes Yes - Derek several first aid kits! Come on!
Take gauze and put alcohol in it, okay?
Mate, Mate, Mate Listen, listen! Stay with me, okay?
I want you to take this and push it On her neck, press hard, okay?
Okay, give me your finger Damn!
Is she dead?
No
No, it's just in shock
You have attacked her!
It was a fit, Derek!
Violent attacks
Just as she said
- What are you talking about? - The publication that I read
This place, this place
- Mate, listen ... - What happened outside there, Ally?
where is my brother?
- Get out of my way, get out of my way - Mate!
- Mate, where are you going? - The Todd somewhere
- He needs our help, I have to find him - Mate
no I can not - Mate, we have to stay together
Wait, mate What about Berry?
What if your brother is abroad?
Would you just sit here?
Wait, mate We have to wait for someone to come!
No one will come
I won't leave him outside there
Todd!
how is she?
The bleeding seems to have stopped But she will suffer excruciating pain if ...
When you wake up
Doesn't look good
- We have to take it out of here - Yeah, I agree, it's crazy
Not automatic, but wild
Are we really going to pretend that ...
You just attacked me and attacked Berri And who knows what you did to Todd?
Oh God, Derek! You didn't do anything for Todd
Blood of it?
Do not know, may be her blood Or maybe something mostly attacked her
We have to put it abroad
You're kidding, right? You'll die outside
I don't agree with this, I mean ...
I don't think we should put it outside, but ...
- There's something fishy, ​​Jill She is sick
- I was shocked and ... - To link them and continue to monitor
and what? Tie it to a tree? are you crazy?
Do I need to remind you What is manslaughter?
You know something? I will not walk In this in fact, this is mad
My brother used to suffer from spells
It wasn't like that
We always used jokes It looks like ...
As what?
- Like a touch - Touched?
Where is Todd?
Why are you covered in blood?
We put it out and watch it
If you do anything We invoke self-defense, okay?
What about you?
- What about me? - You attacked Allison
The truck was wrecked, possibly deliberately
- I didn't deliberately wreck the truck! - How do we know that?
Maybe you were touched
What? - You know? I'm not comfortable with you in the truck
Philip, help me restrict him
- You act ridiculously - Exactly!
Okay, okay, but I'll handcuff her
If you do anything else I won't risk anymore
So I acted again As Linda Blair's haunted figure
I don't care what you will do I'll put it outside
Todd!
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
What is that?
are you kidding me?
I saw you
What did you say?
I have to find a shirt or something
Where are you going?
I'll squeeze some ice To make an ice pack
I will try to reduce that swelling It may help
Listen, be careful
Historic Site To try witches in Stutton Valley "
generation
Listen
I just want you to know ...
I know there is something Being the two of you two
- Derek ... He's a liar
He is ready to say anything
He lied to the instructors about the video
He was there and he didn't stop it
Damn!
What?
no no no no
Shit, come on, come on!
Damn!
Damn! Damn!
Curse!
Damn!
We will freeze to death
We use everything So that we can stay warm
- Good, good take
Give me that
Stay away! Stay away!
Take, open this
"Beans"
- What do you want me to do with it? - Open it and throw it
- Moment, throw it? - Yeah, you can't eat it
You will die of poisoning Before the temperature drops
Be very careful
Damn!
- Hold on, generation. - Yeah, I'll handle this
Do not breathe
They are supposed to give us Enough heat all night
Todd?
Todd
Why are you doing that?
I can no longer stand it Please silence her
Maybe we should ...
What?
Don't you dare! just chill!
- You want me to calm down? You want me to calm down? - Shut up, shut up!
- Goodness! - Please shut up, I'm fed up with you!
Really, you're sick of me?
You fallen
What?
What did you say to me?
Goodness! What happened to you? Or were you always so pathetic
I can't stop it
I can't do anything
You will die
To whom are you talking?
I'm sorry
To us we are
She is the one doing this Is the reason for this
- Shit! No!
What do you do? - I'll take it out, do you want it ...
Don't!
- Do it - Generation
- Don't do something crazy, okay? - Help me then!
Do it!
Maybe with him right
- Hey! do not you dare
What's that fuss?
I didn't hear anything
Listen
Tod's phone!
- I didn't hear anything - It has a signal, it is a signal!
- We have to find ... - There's nothing there! Hey!
- Wait, what about ... - Stay with them!
Alison?
You're freezing
What? What's wrong?
generation
Derek fucking
generation
We have discovered our order
He has seen your messages
Jill, I swear to the Lord that he is lying to you
Concept?
I have to go
I can hear you guys! he is here
Come on call again, call again
Call again! Damn! Damn
Yup
Shit, shit, shit, shit
Come on, come on
generation?
Philip?
My friend
Is it locked?
- Open the door right away! Curse
- It's inside open the door!
Does Derek hold the keys?
Maybe
Good, good ...
Stay here until you get the keys Derek, okay?
Derek?
I'm here!
Come on, damn it, come on
Damn!
Yup
"Mom, call"
thank God
Todd?
Hi
Todd?
you left me
to me! Alison!
generation! open the door!
Derek
What happened?
You tried to kill me
- Alison, is she abroad? - I'll kill you too
Derek, that's mad
- It's this place, Jill No
This is incredible, Derek Listen to yourself
This just doesn't make sense it's not possible
Blood of it?
Derek, where's Philip? Did you see Philip?
Derek?
Where's the screwdriver?
I must have signed him
Curse!
It punishes us
Succession?
What?
I was present
I didn't know they would
I will die here
We have to keep moving Derek, okay?
Derek, Derek What are you doing? Keep your jacket on you, no
the weather is very hot here!
No this...
Don't do this, Derek, leave ...
Stop, Derek, please
No, Derek
Derek!
generation?
What are you doing to me?
How can you do this?
what did you do?
generation!
How can you do this?
There's someone outside!
Don't do please!
Derek, I want you to get up We have to go, we have to run away
I can not - Yes, please
No I beg you
I did not know
I did not know...
They did it out
Comrades
- Not now, Derek, okay? I do not know
Okay, we have to go, okay?
the weather is very hot here
No, come on, Derek, please We have to go or we will die
Please, Derek!
Will you come back, okay?
Help!
Help! Help!
Help!
Please help!
Help please!
Please help!
Please
Help
I beg you
This is me, what are you doing?
I beg you
Please, I just want to go home
Me too
- Alison, I don't want to ... - "It's this place"
- "It's this fucking place!" - Don't come closer!
what are you doing?
do not do
- Jill, it's me do not do! do not do!
Jill, what are you doing?
"It's the reason this happens."
what are you doing? - "or the devil touched it"
I beg you... What is going on?
generation
Stop it!
what are you doing? - You killed them!
No! generation! Listen to me!
Listen to me, I did nothing!
Please, Jill!
Please listen to me!
Move away or you will pass The next shot is through you
Hi
I have to say that I ...
I've never seen anything like this before
Do you want to tell me what happened with you?
I thought she was touched
Touched?
What might make you You believe something like that?
I think they told me I ...